My coach can get really intense.
“I WANT YOU TO SLIT THEIR THROAT AND WATCH THEM BLEED ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL AS YOU PASS THEM!’
“IF YOU DON’T WIN I WILL BEAT YOU THEN CALL YOUR MOMMA.”
“YOU KICK YOUR LITTLE FANNY IN GEAR BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR MOMMA AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!”
“LOOK AT THIS GIRL! THEY GOT SOME FREAK WHO SWIMS MINUTE 100 BREASTSTROKE.”
(Source: frodo-driving-an-impala)
Normal People vs. Swimmers:
Normal People: Butterfly
Swimmers: Butterfly
Normal People: Dinner
Swimmers: Dinner
Normal People: Friday night
Swimmers: Friday night
Normal People: Toilet
Swimmers: Toilet
Normal people: Summer
Swimmers: Summer
Normal People: Autumn
Swimmers: Autumn
Normal People: Winter
Swimmers: Winter
Normal People: Spring
Swimmers: Spring
(Source: whatshouldswimmerscallme, via swimmingwaterpolo)
Anonymous asked: What event do you swim and what are your times?
Well I usually swim 100 breast stroke, 100 butterfly and every now and then 200 free style! Free is my favorite stroke.
My times;
100 breast (i’m working on cutting off time :/ ) 1:17
Fly: 1:28
Free: 2:16
They’re not amazing because I just started swimming on a team again in September!!
Dana Vollmer, Rebecca Soni, Allison Schmitt, Missy Franklin; 4x100m Relay, London 2012
(via goggleson)
